It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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