Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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