You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
this will be a night to untag.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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