I wanna passion pit in your ass
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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