Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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