You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Every concussion has its silver lining
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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