Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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