Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I cannot find my penis.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
