Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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