Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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