i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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