Do vagina's smell?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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