if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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