I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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