butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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