So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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