So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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