Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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