Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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