Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need to sanitize my soul.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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