what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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