My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I want you more than these girls want KFC
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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