PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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