I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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