Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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