My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
