i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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