I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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