Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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