I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Pappa wants mamma naked
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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