it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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