If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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