i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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