ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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