My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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