Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I will die if light touches me.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
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She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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