you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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