i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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