honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.