Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.