I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero