Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I pour the whiskey from now on
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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