omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
no, he came in my armpit
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I want a musical about memes.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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