Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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