i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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