are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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