This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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