Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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