i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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