My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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