yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
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I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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