sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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