My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
everyone is single if you try hard enough
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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