he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
look no pants
okay pat passed out under dana's car
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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